The meniscus was not heterogeneous, nor did it originate in the highlands of Scotland. The menu changes with the seasons but don’t worry too much about the moon.
Prologue
A Fire in the Canopy
I can smell the burning water, the river frothy with weeds and eggs. $15.00
Animal Watch
With a quick pick of dreariness, apples crumble into pain.
$14.00
Working Class Vegetals
Without the seasons. 12.50
More Small Tasteless Fires
Unusual northern spheres discovered once again within the smoke-trails above the farm.
$12.50
The Devil Made Me Do It
Served warm with honey.
$12.50
A Frisky and Feral Fungi
Bruised wilderness, sinkholes and tide pools, depletion.
$14.50
Thesis
The Cook Is From Far Away
A dead thing, fermented fever.
$25.50
Bubbles
Some young monks from the future told me to tell you this.
$26.00
Soul Library
The Pan god stole your soul and melted it down through phantom metallurgy and other crimes.
$28.00
Code of Conductors
60 days ago, my ribs fell out.
$31.00
An Orange Mallard
The skin makes me dizzy.
$26.50
Another Devil Made Me Do It
A baby goat lives in a rocket and asks me nicely.
$22.00
Concussion
Medical Treason
A classic on arson, written with panache. $12.00
Susan Is Creepy A devious creep on fire or setting things on fire.
$13.00
Cake
Buy my book.
$20.00
Tattoos
Sickly sweet and creamy.
$12.00
Lemon Tart
This is pretty self explanatory.
$12.00
A Trio of Trilobites
Blueberries, strawberries, raspberries, plums etc.
$28.00
We are irresponsible here but you are safe from pathogens.
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